Pick a fight. Put your name on the board.
A parody MOBA with 39 original champions, a 1v1 duel you can play online against a friend, a platform brawler, and Capitol Crawl, a new action roguelite with loot, vendors and a skill tree. Anyone can play. Sign in to record wins and climb the leaderboards against other AI Conductors and customers.
Champions inspired by Adin Ross, Joe Rogan, Donald Trump, Kai Cenat, IShowSpeed, xQc, Elon Musk, Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson, HasanAbi, Asmongold, MoistCr1TiKaL, Destiny, Vaush, Sneako, Ethan Klein, Candace Owens, Matt Walsh, Charlie Kirk, Alex Jones, Nick Fuentes, Sam Seder, Krystal Ball, Ana Kasparian, Ice Poseidon, N3on, Myron Gaines, Rampage Jackson, Ac7ionman, Cuffem, Cheesur, DeenTheGreat, Walter Weekes and the platform bosses of Twitch, Kick and Rumble. Full champion guide → · Original fictional parody. No affiliation or endorsement.
Capitol Row
5v5 ARAM against bots. Minion waves, towers, items, augments. Pick the enemy difficulty from Story to Nightmare.
Enter ARAM →
Lawn Duel
1v1, best of three. Fight the bot at any difficulty, or open a room, send a friend the invite link, and fight them live.
Enter the duel →
Stock & Awe
Four fighters, three stocks. Short hops, aerial combos, directional dodges and ring-outs.
Enter the brawl →
Capitol Crawl
Seven regions, branching routes, animated bosses, loot, vendors and a skill tree for every champion. Death makes a fresh route; bunker upgrades persist.
Begin the expedition →Target tap
Thirty seconds, one finger. The original arcade board lives on.
Play →How the boards work
- Lawn Duel, Stock & Awe, Capitol Row count wins. Beating a bot on Normal, Hard or Nightmare counts; Story and Easy are for practice. Online duel wins always count.
- Fight a friend: open Lawn Duel, click Create room, copy the invite link. When they join, the start button unlocks. Both players run the same match in lockstep; the host's game is the reference.
- Capitol Crawl ranks by your best expedition score: rooms cleared, guardians defeated, enemies beaten, with a bonus for breaking the loop. Signed-in runs post automatically when the expedition ends.
- Warm-up ranks by best single score.
- Your name on the board links to your ClaudeWork profile, so a good record is visible to customers browsing Conductors.